Saturday, August 04, 2007

L.U.I.

L. U. I.
(Living Under the Influence)

Roger A. Davis

What sets your course?
Is it the Star Wars force?
Maybe a loving parent
Some say DNA inherent

Living under the influence of TV
This, for many, is our tendency
It’s our menu for food
That also determines what’s cool, dude

Though who we hang around
Is subject to our smile or frown
I like the cup-half-full crowd
You know, the silver lining cloud

Make lemons into lemonades
Been doing that for almost six decades
See, we live under the shadow of the Almighty
So the present state is not our fate

Tighten up your belt
Don’t settle for the hand you are dealt
Resist the temptation to sulk and pout
With Jesus, you are never counted out

Find those who build you up
Who listen and don’t interrupt
Pray for us to be one of those
On the list of those chose

Let us get arrested for an L.U.I.
For being a person of pie in the sky
Manna from heaven, our daily diet
The Holy Bible, "GOD HELP US TRY IT"

LAYMAN GATHERINGS

LAYMAN GATHERINGS

Roger A. Davis

This is a poem about our family tree
Descendants of Stella and Jc
Particularly, reunions at the sisters’ addresses
An older time, without today’s many stresses

My generation remembers the meals at farms and towns
Kingman, Hutchinson, Harper and Attica, to name a few
And in later years, Arlington, too
Times of fellowship and jest, where all were a welcomed guest

The uncles swapping stories of present and past
Albert, Charles, L.H. and Lester, just part of the cast
Children and grandchildren multiplying through the years
And, yes, sadly losing some of our dears

It seems we Laymans were given a special DNA.
A zealous work ethic even in our hobbies and play
Our ancestors, those Sego pioneers
Have passed it down through these many years

Parts of the families are still meeting each year
A time for catching up and honoring those we love so dear
Grace said at meals is our traditional way
Potluck and faith, may it always be like this, we pray

Yet, for many of us, we look to that future event
The heavenly reunion with Jesus and our past love ones present
We will get to thank Stella and Jc
For such a special and loving family tree

MISS OPPORTUNITY

MISS OPPORTUNITY

Roger A. Davis

There was a beauty contest
You won, not as the prettiest
But for your loving heart
And the encouragement you impart
Friend, you never miss a chance
To promote life's romance
So now as you walk the runway
My heart sincerely prays
Your reign will last all my days

CASINOS

CASINOS

Roger A. Davis

You don’t have bambinos
Playing games in casinos
Grey haired crowds push the buttons
Wow, those slots are monetary gluttons

Table games, Black Jack, Pai Gow and Craps
Are for most, I think, fun addiction traps
I know I fit the bill, hundred large on the card
I confess, your Eden Prairie Prose bard

But it’s so much like the TV show “Cheers”
Being a regular and the staff calling you by name
Likewise in the poker room by your peers
And dealer, James, laughs at my jokes that are lame

Texas Hold’em is the boom
A tourney has four tables full in the room
Players bustin’ out with a loss all-in
Exciting last table - - who’s going to win?

Seriously, I play not for the cash
Frankly, most of us leave behind some of our stash
It’s the fun of a chance to hit the bad beat
And kidding with others from my wheelchair seat

Video Poker is my latest thing
Getting jacks or better, you hear a ding
Four Aces, my best hand to date
Is there a Royal flush in my fate?

Been to Vegas and a KC river boat
Prairie Band Casino & Resort gets my favorite vote
North of Topeka on the Potawatomi Nation
Hope to meet you there for that gambling sensation

CALICO: REVISITED

CALICO: REVISITED

Readers have asked for another Calico story
Well, she dumped the redneck and used her SUV
To run over his cowboy booted left toe, quite gory
The sex single-minded man ignored her, no more pleas

Two months later, she married the K-Mart manager
His words, “Oh! Oh my! Ah, I love it when you don’t wear a bra”
Made her go head over heels
Oh, yes, and his gift of four chrome mag wheels
Won Calico’s heart, a complete thaw

They were married in the Lawn & Garden Department
The reception was in the food concession
Of course, all the employees went
Overtime was given, two dollars and one cent
Blue lights marked the wedding procession

The honeymoon was one of Southern dreams
2 nights and 3 days in a motel near a Tallahassee race track
The rooms had racing themes
Joe booked a room called ‘Pit Row”
Joe had Cally come in for frequent tune-ups of her chassis
You see, she was a perfect mixture of naughty and sassy

There were encores by Calico and Joe
With much stretching of Cally’s sixth toe
Moaning and yelling, “Ah” and “Oh”

The outcome of those pit stops nine months later
A baby fan was born, a Tennessee gator
Now Calico is still adored by two males
Joe and their son they called ‘Crash Rails’

CALICO: 3

CALICO: 3

Calico, bored, decided “I need a hobby”
To the florist for a Bonsai tree
Trim, trim, trim
Ended up with a single limb

“I will get a cat after my namesake”
Died, even though Gus applied the Jake Brake
Buried it with the tree
Calico thought “What’s next for me?”

Joined some ladies for bridge
Alas, her IQ a little smidge
The catty housewives of the foursome
Had the gall to tell her, “You’re too dumb”

Not a quitter, she didn’t get bitter
She always liked Hollywood and the glitter
Calico joined the local theater club
Of course, she had to start as a sub

First production of the season
A musical that stands to reason
They let her audition for a singing role
Calico’s voice reflected her gracious soul

She was given the leading lady part
The ex-queen of Kmart
Opening night, she took three encores
For her “When it rains, it pours"

So, Calico found her niche
They told her she had perfect pitch
From there, she went on to bigger things
Branson and the Passion Play, Eureka Springs

This is the latest on our six-toed turtle dove
She now has a following and they all love
For her to sing sweet soulful songs
She has found where she belongs

WE REMEMBER PAPA GRACE

WE REMEMBER PAPA GRACE
A message in honor of Loren Hastings Davis
Our Grandfather
August 9, 1986

Roger A. Davis

We remember in our early years a giant of a man. A man who helped our Dad build our home. We remember a grandfather who loved and laughed with us as we grew. One who told us stories about ourselves and others with great pleasure.

We remember a loving inventor. A builder who made for us special toys and treasures – like a motor scooter, a go-cart, and we all remember the block elevator that our children now play with.

And we remember as we grew older a teacher who showed us how to work and that work was a blessing, not a curse.

We remember our grandfather as a farmer – a respected teacher – a school administrator, respected by peers and students for his abilities of fairness, moral excellence and teaching the Joy of Learning.

We remember our grandfather and grandmother as examples of a loving family reaching out and surrounding us in a sea of love.

And, as the years went on and we grew older, Pop became our counselor, our historian, our repairer!

All of us know of the many times he has fixed our machines of labor – lawn mowers, fans, vacuums, wiring. In fact, the home I live in now – my Dad and Pop completely remodeled. Many of us are using in our homes tables, chairs, saws, stoves, lawn mowers, and many other things that our grandfather restored or made.

Some mean speak of their love – our grandfather speaks volumes of his love by what he has done for us.

Our memories would not be complete if we left out Pop’s sense of humor. Our legacy and our inheritance is the joy and fun we had with Papa Grace. We all remember his many stories – mostly about family and friends. One of our favorites was one he would use when he came to a family dinner. And, as was his custom, he would give thanks for his many blessings. Then he would proceed to eat and eat and eat. But when Pop would get done, he would push his chair back from the table, cross his long legs, put his napkin by his plate – clear his throat to get your attention – and say, “Well, it was a pretty good meal … what there was of it!” Then he would wait a few seconds and dodge a kick from Mama Grace – then laugh and laugh and start another story of humorous remembrance.

We would like to share in closing that we heard our grandfather was called many names – all of them with complete respect. Loren – L.H. – Mr. Davis – and Pop. We grandkids, and many other children Pop had contact with, knew him as Papa Grace. Grace is our grandmother’s first name and we, as little children, grew up calling them Papa and Mama Grace. And, as the years of our lives passed by, we realized just how appropriate the name Papa Grace fits … for Grace means unconditional love and that is what we have received from them both all our lives.

Our Papa Grace, a Christian, shared with us the story of his conversion in his adolescent years and we, his family, have seen the fruits of God’s spirit throughout his life.

So when Jesus Our Lord and Savior says to us, “I go to prepare a place for you; For where I am – There you will be also,” Papa Grace is there. Pop had a good life here on this place we call earth. He partook of its joys and sorrows. Gave much to it and to us. And, I know Pop said in his special way to the Lord, “Well, it was pretty good – what there was of it! But let’s you and I, Lord, get on with preparing a place for my family. I’ve got a lot of new ideas for treasures and toys in the making of their mansions.”

Let us Pray …

Heavenly Father:

We thank you for our Grandfather, Papa Grace. We remember his specialness today and realize that each of us has our own special remembrance.

Father, we realize that Papa Grace’s life and his love are a small reflection of your own specialness.

Our prayer is that we, too, may believe in your Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, and receive eternal life, as our Papa Grace. Then we, too, can go to that place Papa Grace and Jesus are preparing for us.

We pray in Jesus’ name …
Amen

SOONER LEGENDS

SOONER LEGENDS

Roger A. Davis

When you are in Norman, Oklahoma
Make Sooner Legends your home, hey!
The O U memorabilia motel is the place to stay
Footballs and basketballs all signed by who's who
Go Boomer Sooner, Go O U!!!

Suites, spacious rooms and convention rooms, too
A pool for all seasons and murals galore
And Barry Switzler plus much folklore

Down home family owned, good folk to be sure
Plus famous barbecue place for our pleasure
Yes, folks, this is quite an O.U. TREASURE

SOONER LEGENDS in Norman, our home, hey!
When we’re on the road, game day or just to play
The Oklahoma University fans’, etc., the place to stay