CALICO: REVISITED

CALICO: REVISITED

Readers have asked for another Calico story
Well, she dumped the redneck and used her SUV
To run over his cowboy booted left toe, quite gory
The sex single-minded man ignored her, no more pleas

Two months later, she married the K-Mart manager
His words, “Oh! Oh my! Ah, I love it when you don’t wear a bra”
Made her go head over heels
Oh, yes, and his gift of four chrome mag wheels
Won Calico’s heart, a complete thaw

They were married in the Lawn & Garden Department
The reception was in the food concession
Of course, all the employees went
Overtime was given, two dollars and one cent
Blue lights marked the wedding procession

The honeymoon was one of Southern dreams
2 nights and 3 days in a motel near a Tallahassee race track
The rooms had racing themes
Joe booked a room called ‘Pit Row”
Joe had Cally come in for frequent tune-ups of her chassis
You see, she was a perfect mixture of naughty and sassy

There were encores by Calico and Joe
With much stretching of Cally’s sixth toe
Moaning and yelling, “Ah” and “Oh”

The outcome of those pit stops nine months later
A baby fan was born, a Tennessee gator
Now Calico is still adored by two males
Joe and their son they called ‘Crash Rails’