TWO DIPS OR ONE?

TWO DIPS OR ONE?

Roger A. Davis

What will it be?
Microsoftserve
Or dairyqueen bee
In honey cone reserve

This is a dipsy doodle
Nonsense sprinkles
Lots of frowns and wrinkles
Shar-Pei looking at a poodle

Stuck in mind, advertising jingles
Need tow truck for the muck
Doc says, "Take two Krispy Kringles"
That will be two nickels and a buck

Jumbled jargon
Severe bump on noggin
Take the stairs
Seeing double, go in pairs

Cinnamon square, Chinaman stare
Alphabet soup, spell poop
Liquid crossword puzzle
Anybody got a poetic muzzle

Butcher block, lame chop
Someone get a bucket and mop
Ok, ok, this poem I will stop
If you will admit it is tip-top