NUMERIC HYSTERICS

NUMERIC HYSTERICS

Roger A. Davis

This is an onerous task
TWOO starring Toto
Zorro, threequel, pink mask
Beware, four flusher rigged lotto

Fiveal, western mouse Duke
Ever eaten a Hershey Sixlet?
7-Up for post-puke
8 & cue balls, corner pocket

9 to 5, Dolly hit, Lily and Jane, too
A tenacious ordeal isn't a hee hee
Numero uno is pee pee
Number two is poo poo

3 X 4 at the lumber store?
56 "Heartbreak Hotel", Presley
7-eleven, got Slurpee?
8 BELOW ZERO, Disney lore?

99 bottles of beer on the wall
Take ten down, pass them around
One for the money, oops, curtain call
Two trees falling, any sound?

Three-toed sloths have four feet
55 to stay alive on Route 66
78 RPM records of old jazz picks
9, 10, another goose egg feat

Our goal was to count to ten
While trying to make you grin
Tried it once, twice and again
But believe me, this is The End