I'LL START ON MONDAY

I’LL START ON MONDAY
Dedicated to Lisa G.

Roger A. Davis

The Declaration of Procrastination
We the people of nothing in moderation
Do solemnly state, Monday we will start
To regulate our intake
Of all that is good for the heart

Our historical record of success
Is very dismal, we confess
But, this time will be the charm
It’s got to be; we are about to buy the farm

Diets, exercise and no smoking plans
We put off all last week
Monday is here and it demands
That we don't be weak

Monday came and passed, the good intentions
Became the need for extensions
Do we need another six days
In our unhealthy maze?

I, for one, don't want to start
With another lame excuse
To harm my body with abuse
So it’s time for us do our part

Let us not wait for next Monday
Now is the right time of day
“Please, God, help us,” we pray
In our determination not to stray