PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE

PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE

Roger A. Davis

Publishers Clearing House called yesterday
I decided to have fun and play
Eligible for 25K and another prize
Thus began the lies
I knew their motive – sell magazines
I told them I had wealth beyond means
They said, ‘Have you been to Hawaii, though?’
My response, ‘Five times, don’t you know’
‘Well, how about a new truck?’
‘Don’t need it, got bucket seats of luck’
She gave up and said goodbye
Do you agree this was a brilliant white lie?