LIMERICKS

LIMERICKS

Roger A. Davis

INFLATION

The guest ate and did not take his fill
Yet the waitress came bearing the bill
It left him flat broke
And caused a big choke
Followed by the reading of the will


HARES IN THE SOUP

The rabbit no longer did hop
He had come to a complete stop
When the turtle did pass
Rabbit asleep on his ass
Did place turtles forever on top